Today Ms Josephine is guest blogging here on my blog. Enjoy!
Let’s face it, it’s just a voice on the phone. Your dick is in your hand long before your call. You are masturbating to a video or sexy magazine when the urge strikes and you need that little “something-something” to pull you over the edge. But what if I can show you how to make it fucking sensational? If you invest the time and a few dollars then I know you can take that jerk off session to the next level.
Here’s how;
First of all make sure you have a good connection. Nothing blows a call more than a bad connection. Even if you don’t reciprocate at least I want to hear your rapid breath and moans. Please don’t deny me this guilty pleasure. I want to know what makes your cock rock hard If you must use your cell phone check the reception first and if needed go to an area of the house that you have better reception. The best is a land-line and not wireless. You’re calling toll free numbers with LDW so these will not show up on your phone records.
Next get a good cordless phone. I use a cordless Panasonic phone that has a headphone jack. I then use a cheap 12.00 Panasonic headset that has a cord. The cord is long enough to sit it next to you during a call. This combination is by far the best connection. Your hands are free to spank the monkey and you’re not worried about dropping the phone during a heated moment.
Next, find a comfortable place you can recline. If you’re lying down flat your voice will be muffled and hard to hear. If you must lay down in your bed prop head up on a few pillows. Your phone sex call will be so much more enhanced if you can at least interact, even if just a little, with your phone sex operator. If you’re shy at least say “yes” or “wow I love it”. Give her fuel for the fire. The more expressive you are the better the call because believe it or not she is turned on by your response.
When you connect with your phone sex Diva remember that she can not read your mind. Take a few moments to tell her about yourself. You wouldn’t believe how valuable this information is. Your physical description, why you chose her, the reason you called and a general outline of your main turn-on’s that day. Today you may want straight vanilla sex and other days you want to seriously walk on the wild side. She is an experienced phone sex provider who will listen carefully to the information you provide. Give her the key elements and then let her work her magic. Maybe you have a specific role-play fantasy in mine that involves a lot of detail. If this is the case it’s best to email her ahead of time or look at her blog and see if she provides a pre-session questionnaire. Send this maybe 30 minutes before your call because otherwise it will get lost in a sea of spam. Give her enough time to digest and allow her imagination to begin to brew a hot scenario. Otherwise pick up the phone, tell her what you look like (I love this because I can close my eyes and “feel” you) then give her a brief overview of what makes you crank. To be honest the best phone sex calls are those that begin with lighthearted discussion and then slowly induce into sexual fantasy. If budget is a consideration then it’s best you email her or Instant Message right before a call, however do understand that she is limited in her reply because she has no idea if the person she is talking to is 18 or older. Submit your fantasy and she will say “yes” or “no”. Again a pre-session questionnaire will be an ice breaker BUT it’s up to YOU on the phone to engage her into the fantasy you want.
The best fantasies are those that are uninterrupted by calls or outside noise. Even if you have a 10 min call make sure in that time frame that you will not be interrupted. Turn off your cell phone, lock the door and get comfortable. If you’re calling from your car make sure you are in a place you won’t be seen or interrupted by the police or security knocking on your window. Find a space that allows you total privacy. If your adrenal rush is the suspense of getting caught, wife is upstairs while you’re in the basement, consider all the repercussions of your actions.
Light a candle, dim the lights and if you’re using sex toys let your phone sex operator know. She’ll include these into your fantasy. The best sexual fantasies are when you can close your eyes and imagine, however when the right time in the fantasy presents itself then pick up that toy and let it aid you. When in doubt always just speak candidly with your fantasy provider. Tell her your hot buttons and exactly the reason for your call. It might change the tempo for a moment but quickly she will engage you and turn it into a hot ass fantasy.
For a phone sex session with Empress Violet, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com
Ohhh thank you Ms Violet!
Why look boys! It’s my friend, the gorgeous Goddess Josephine, dropping by to grace us with her loveliness. Thank you for coming by Ms Josephine! And thank you very much
for guest blogging. My readers are really enjoying your article.
I am know that callers need to play their part and learn to make a call successful. As a sissy I know that the woman is always superior and must be served as best I know how.
i love the idea of guest blogging… variety is the spice in a sissy’s life
The two most important things a caller can do is to A) Talk (very important) and B) be clear about what they desire. With those two things in place on the callers end, we can give you a
call to make history!
So true pantysue. I adored having the sexy Ms Josephine and, earlier, the exotic Ms Jasmine, drop by my blog to talk about fun topics. Woohoo!